Big Bad Black DOG!!

The BBBD is sitting on the broken bridge waiting for UNIFIL troops to arrive and he is damn angry,
The BBBD has lost a tooth during war, a tooth is essential to a dog for survival; a tooth remains a tooth until the contrary is proven and i like to add a tooth for a tooth and an I for another I.
The BBBD knows the whole story, he read De La Fontaine several times he thinks he is an ox and won’t sing because he knows that the cheese will fall

announcement

hey,
i created a new blog www.femmesjevousaime.blogspot.com
i would also like you to visit
www.got-smashed.blogspot.com

thanks,

Bullshit Productions

Coming Soon Lebanon War Round 2:
The EYE of The Puppy

broken

i will go to where all the roads won't take me home..

EDO has joined the conversation

Israel says :
UN hesssssssshhh
UN shut the fuck up...
blood..
UN says: !!!
Israel says:
lol brb tyt hehe :)
UN UN UN
in the dark it's just YOU and I
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Marjehyoun slaughtered on the road
Marjehyoun simply slaughtered
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UN 1701
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my name is EDO i live and work in beirut.
i tell stories... storyteller : once upon time ...there was a young man losing fate and weight, losing his land and his mind , losing everything he loved, then he decided to travel.
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the green fighter met the red fighter in bent jbeil and we had a good laugh.
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who is ehud olmert??
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i have read a lot about Der Yassine
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UN 1701 will stop the war one day
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Keyboard Shortcuts: Red button with F = Fuck, D = Destroy , S = slaughter
you see it's not complicated to operate an F-16

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fellafel is lebanese and I insist

AMERICA...AMERICA...

I see daily on tv (local channels) an average of 35 killed persons ... is it possible for me to stay in a good mental health ?

THE I DIDN'T NOTICE YET

to justine

food quality control is still operating
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Olmert didn't notice yet he is losing the war
Hezbollah didn't notice yet he is losing lebanon
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israeli air forces didn't notice yet there is nothing left to burn
my boss didn't notice yet that we are in a state of war
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lebanese politicians didn't notice yet they are full of shit
israelis didn't notice yet that their politicians are full of shit

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lebanese civilians didn't notice yet they are deep fried
lebanese kids didn't notice yet that they are held as human shields

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israelis didn't notice yet that they are comitting the massacre of the century
israelis didn't notice yet that they are creating more ennemies
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IDF didn't notice yet that a MIRKAVA is a piece of junk...
Syria didn't notice yet she hasn't offered any help to lebanon except blabla
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israelis didn't notice yet that the golani brigade are faggots
hezbollah didn't notice yet that iran is using them

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boum boum

i didn't notice yet...

food quality control will remain operating

AHMADINIJAD'S LEBANESE FANTASY

One "Lahem Baajine" (meat mankouchi) will be good now
u know with peper and lime
w "kessit laban"( cold yogurt)!!
i think i can think better
Free delivery in war circumstances.. they must be brave those lebanese in the south...

Israeli BLOG

Civilians meat posted on walls all over lebanon.

About EDO

few moments ago, I realized that israel is capable of killing me in front of the whole world watching on tv ,
to the free world i leave this message in case they hit my building tonight(by accident of course)

1-never worry about people of the 3rd world, they will die anyway
2-i won't protest anymore...i can't i will be dead so plz burry this blog with me
3-if i manage to survive this war i have three options:
A- die from cancer due to the ecological disaster
B- die from starvation due to the markets crash
C- die in another war (israeli or civil)
4- you think you are free
5-خسئتم(ask an arab friend to translate this for you)
6-Condi told the Maronite Patriarch (before the war) she is praying for lebanon. Plz tell her to stop praying.

now i can go to bed and count playboy Bunnies and hope to be able to post again tommorow

Grin Green Grass

و مش حرام...السّيد حسِن يضرب أربع ألآف صاروخ لحاله








is int'it a pity that sayyed hassan fired 4000 rockets alone?(this is word by word translation of the above and it is useless)

Beirut at night

Beirut,بيروت

I AM FROM Beirut,
the never sleeping city.
the city of all contradictions.the 3500 year-old lady.
"la mangeuse d' homme" ,
Beirut embraces the dancing lights far in the sea,
she does not fear bombs,
she does not fear destruction,
her gates are wide open she is waiting dawn to come,
she is waiting you to come,
her gates are wide open,
the war won't be able to blow her candles off...
the war is just another little story she will tell before the feast..

SYMPHONY No. 6 in F major KV 43

The Sad Fact is that most of the lebanese remember more than just one war.

Skip INTRO

Omar Cherif cancelled all his BRIDGE sessions in Beirut.

U.S. TAX PAYER

The U.S. Tax payers grant yearly over 2 000 000 000 dollars to a military aid for israel
Today they offer a 30 000 000 dollars humanitarian aid to the lebanese.

I suggest they keep the 30 000 000 dollars for themselves and send wood instead.

We are in lack of COFFINS.

L'IDIOT

je me sens impuissant ce matin,
je n'arrive pas a ecrire..
ma tete est vide
ma tete est pleine
ma tete n'existe plus
il ne faut pas comprendre c'est contre la loi de la geurre..il faut juste mourir c'est la seule regle du jeu...
Mon amie a dit MOUSTIQUE...elle se sent MOUSTIQUE...hehe les connards...

je suis un idiot.

Gainsbourg viens a mon esprit en ce moment : des ptit's trous..des ptit's trous..toujours des ptit's trous..

MY GREAT POLITICAL ERECTION

Israel cannot bomb me for the following reasons:

1- F(uck)-16 aircrafts are female machines, and females usually cannot resist my mojo.
2- Night vision scopes cannot detect dogs, i have been fed on dog food scince 8 march 1981.
3- I watched RAMBO several times and... I know the technique.
4- I already bombed myself.
5- I am not the runaway bride..

DAY DREAMING

piss on peace

crazy Potato Wedges playing war in south lebanon went into a hezbollah ambush and met young israeli soldiers who lost their way home


the magic touch of maryline monroe erected the hezbollah flag in the front yard of the white house

katyusha v/s chicken tiryaki


lots of flees in my beard


young israeli girls signing the bombs:" not in my name"( day dreaming)


syria is out .. in .. out.. in. ( premature occupation)


j'attends le reste

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jímprovise

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je me permets toutes les folies au nom de la resistance


still barking


ehud elmurt to dan halouts: "I like the way you move"


condi to Dj Hassan: "hit me baby one more time"

Clever Bomb passes the human sciences exam

Hezbollah Fighter wearing pink pants and throwing flowers to the israeli borders



STOP BOMBING US YOU BASTARDS

FOR SENSITIVE VIEWERS

child1: THEY CUT MY HEAD OFF
child2: THEY CUT MY ARMS...AND MY LEGS
child 1: THAT IS WEIRD... MOM IS 1000 pieces!!!!
child 3: I WAS AFRAID, I AM NOT...I AM BLEEDING... I AM COLD... I AM A MAN NOW..
child 2: ENGLAND SHOULD HAVE WON THE WORLD CUP.. I LOVE FOOTBALL
child 1: (yelling) MOM!! MOM.. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
mom : HOLD ON MY BELOVED ONE... I AM MAKING COFFEE .. I AM EXPECTING VISIT... THE RED CROSS IS COMING TO PICK US IN WOODEN BOXES..
child 3: ALL OF US???
mom : YES MY LOVE ALL OF US!!!
child 3: I DON"T WANT TO GO(crying)
mom : WE HAVE TO GO... WE WILL BE BROADCASTED ON BBC
child 2 : WHAT IS BBC??
mom: IT IS A TV STATION.. AN INTERNATIONAL ONE
child 3: WAKE UP MOM BBC WON"T SHOW HORROR... THEY HAVE FUCKIIIIIIIIIIN SENSITIVE VIEWERS!!!!
child 1: MOM!!! HE"S SAYING BAD WORDS!!!
mom: DON"T SAY BAD WORDS
child 2: I WANT RONALDHINO"S SHIRT
child 1: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM... I AM DEAD!!??
mom: ... (CRYING)
child 2: WHAT IS WRONG... I AM FLOATING
child 3 : FUCK YOU TV!!! FUCK YOU SENSITIVE VIEWERS!!!
mom: STOP SAYING BAD WORDS OR...
child 3 : OR WHAT??? YOU KILL ME HAHAHAHAHA....(CRYING) I LOVE YOU MOM
child 2: I LOVE YOU TOO MOM
child 1 : THEY CUT MY HEADD OFFFF MOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!
child 2: HESSSSHHHHHHHH... THEY ARE HERE I CAN HEAR THEM...LET US PLAY HIDE AND SEEK WITH THEM UNDER THE ASHES...

HEY JESUS DO U REMEMBER???

My Friend,
My Brother,

We had a drink one day in Qana.. Do YOU remember??? it was fine wine we had at the time ,2000 years ago... do u need me to say more? do you need to feel outraged or do you just want me to shut the fuck up and grief???



QANA ONCE AGAIN...



CHEERS,

FORGET ABOUT IT

DO u really really think it's going to end!!!!

BULLSHIT

I started to lose hope.. I need peace .. i crawl for it
i want to live happily ever after

i want my Beirut, my city, my stars..

i want my smile


fuck you a lot with love

Brigitte Bardot

I am barking at the door of the Embassy
begging for a visa to the so-called civilised world, the world that is watching us being slaughterd, the world that evacuated his nationals from lebanon as soon as the israeli bloody fiesta started leaving us to our fate.
I am the DOG that is still barking of rage, starvation, fear and all the blablabla and the aou aou aou..
I am the DOG at the door of the embassy
I am a dancing DOG, a cute dog..a clean dog (i raise my left leg every time i want to piss)
what do you want me to do more?? bustards... i don't need your...aou aou aou aou..visaaaouu... i don't want to be civilised anymore...i am happy... i am extremley happy...evry raid reminds me that dogs can fly..every bomb reminds me that dogs can die with respect and dignity..aou aou..

special dog, pink dog, hot dog(hehe)

bustards...aou aou..i am barking in front of the embassy door...begging for a visa...i will devour it with other 4 million dogs waiting to be burried under the ashes of their homes ..brrrrrrrrr

THE NIPPLES OF ARIEL SHARON

Mr. Ariel,

I am EDO, you don't know me for sure and i don't think you have ever heard of me(u may check my profile if you like), i am a little nobody in this crazy land called the middle east... but me i have heard a lot about you...they say you like steak..sorry you used to like steak, and that you are being fed these days by pipes. you are a meat lover..ooh that is nice Mr. Ariel..you certainly became addicted to meat in 82 after tasting (i don't know maybe long before that) the tender flesh of civilians in Sabra and chatilla and co. Mr. Ariel believe me I know that you are in the coma right now, i noticed that. and i noticed that you are dying slowly but believe me i miss you a lot, and all the children, women and men of lebanon miss you too ISRAELIAN INSANITY IS NOT THE SAME WITHOUT YOU..




with love,
EDO

PASSPORT

We are COOL
We are STUPID
We are HAPPY
We are CRAZY
We are HORSE
We are SEXY
We are KOALA
We are HOMMOS
We are MANHATTEN
We are DEAD
We are SAD (really sad)
We are BOUM AIE
We are DOCTOR NO
We are PIZZA
We are LEBANESE
We are SWEET
We are NICE
We are ASTON MARTIN DB7
We are CHEWERMA
We are DONKEY
We are ASS
We are ANGEL
We are GOD
We are DOSTOIEVSKI
We are PLAYMATE
We are ZORBA THE GREEK
We are SUSHI
We are GOOD
We are BASSTA
We are JINGLE BELLS
We are FELLAFEL
We are KAMASUTRA
We are DING DANG DONG
We are ZOBBI WAWA AH WAWA AH

WE ARE VERY SORRY THAT YOU(israel) ARE BOMBING US, PLEASE FORGIVE US FOR BEING BOMBED WITH ALL KIND OF BOMBS(BY THE WAY DO U HAVE ANY KINDER BOMB WITH A TOY INSIDE OF IT TO ASSEMBLE???), YOU ARE SO NICE OH DEAR ISRAEL FOR NOT KILLING ALL OF US YET, PLEASE MAKE US A BIG MUSHROOM, STRIKE US, STRIKE US MORE WE DESERVE IT...OH THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING, YOU ARE SEXY ISRAEL, YOU ARE KIND...GIVE ME MORE OH YEAH..OH OH...LALALALALA..AMEN.
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LEBANON WAR... LEBANON WAR...

brrrrrrr....taka taka taka boum
ts ts ts tak...ts ts ts tak(bis)
chaka waka...laka baka
ts ts ts tak...ts ts ts tak(bis)
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je veux quitter
je veux quitter
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i want to leave

lebanese women are great oriental dancers
lebanese men are intelligent
i masturbate a lot
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i want to go to the south
i feel so blue
it is very true
i don't have a clue
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I'm PROUD of being lebanese 100%

and i think that god is on our side we have his party in the south(nanananananana)
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young man with big ears wants a young woman who likes to fly
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after 15 years of war and 15 years of peace we are still the hooker of the middle east
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tell me the truth.
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condi for president
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back to top
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fuck it... but hey... u can still go to kesrouan(kleiat, fakra,faraya) metn(broumana)Chouf(deir el kamar)... Beirut (downtown)
enjoy your fellafel

La Revolte

Je baise...les bombes m'apaisent: JE SUIS VIRIL.

La Famine

5 minutes… rien.
J’ai attendu.
Le bruit de la rue, les enfants qui courent avec leurs cerfs-volants, les cerfs-volants qui s’élèvent a peine du sol, les jeunes gaillards en colère au coin près de l’amusment center, l’enfant jésus et la sainte vierge devant les cimetières.
Je rentre. Je ferme la porte du balcon. Je suis maudit. Il faut que je me lave. J’entends ses pas sur les escaliers, elle monte rapidement, elle sonne…je prends mon temps… elle sonne…je suis devant la porte. Je me frotte la barbe. Je pense. Je la fais attendre 90 secondes. Il fait pas tellement froid dehors…ça ne fait rien j’ai un peu trop attendu moi-même.
« Tu dormais »
« Tu ne veux pas arrêter de fumer »
« Je suis fatiguée »
« ….. »
Je me lave.
Elle est devant mon ordinateur, elle travaille, elle fouille, elle viole mon intimité, elle MSN, MSN, MSN.
Sous la douche je suis lapidé par les gouttes d’eau. Je pleure, je sens la folie, je fais des grimaces, je suis dans ma cellule.

Je me rase le crâne. Elle frappe sur la porte des toilettes. Je ne réponds pas. Je pense, j’essaye de me rappeler ce que j’avais rêvé la nuit. Je laisse ma barbe !!! Je n’ai rien.
Je sors, elle n’est pas ici. Je suis content.
Il y a de la magie dans le monde
Il y a de l’humour. Un humour sinistre.
J’entends ses pas sur les escaliers.
C’est elle…
... J’attends.