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Coming Soon Lebanon War Round 2:
The EYE of The Puppy

broken

i will go to where all the roads won't take me home..

EDO has joined the conversation

Israel says :
UN hesssssssshhh
UN shut the fuck up...
blood..
UN says: !!!
Israel says:
lol brb tyt hehe :)
UN UN UN
in the dark it's just YOU and I
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Marjehyoun slaughtered on the road
Marjehyoun simply slaughtered
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UN 1701
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my name is EDO i live and work in beirut.
i tell stories... storyteller : once upon time ...there was a young man losing fate and weight, losing his land and his mind , losing everything he loved, then he decided to travel.
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the green fighter met the red fighter in bent jbeil and we had a good laugh.
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who is ehud olmert??
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i have read a lot about Der Yassine
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UN 1701 will stop the war one day
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Keyboard Shortcuts: Red button with F = Fuck, D = Destroy , S = slaughter
you see it's not complicated to operate an F-16

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fellafel is lebanese and I insist

AMERICA...AMERICA...

I see daily on tv (local channels) an average of 35 killed persons ... is it possible for me to stay in a good mental health ?

THE I DIDN'T NOTICE YET

to justine

food quality control is still operating
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Olmert didn't notice yet he is losing the war
Hezbollah didn't notice yet he is losing lebanon
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israeli air forces didn't notice yet there is nothing left to burn
my boss didn't notice yet that we are in a state of war
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lebanese politicians didn't notice yet they are full of shit
israelis didn't notice yet that their politicians are full of shit

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lebanese civilians didn't notice yet they are deep fried
lebanese kids didn't notice yet that they are held as human shields

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israelis didn't notice yet that they are comitting the massacre of the century
israelis didn't notice yet that they are creating more ennemies
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IDF didn't notice yet that a MIRKAVA is a piece of junk...
Syria didn't notice yet she hasn't offered any help to lebanon except blabla
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israelis didn't notice yet that the golani brigade are faggots
hezbollah didn't notice yet that iran is using them

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boum boum

i didn't notice yet...

food quality control will remain operating

AHMADINIJAD'S LEBANESE FANTASY

One "Lahem Baajine" (meat mankouchi) will be good now
u know with peper and lime
w "kessit laban"( cold yogurt)!!
i think i can think better
Free delivery in war circumstances.. they must be brave those lebanese in the south...

Israeli BLOG

Civilians meat posted on walls all over lebanon.

About EDO

few moments ago, I realized that israel is capable of killing me in front of the whole world watching on tv ,
to the free world i leave this message in case they hit my building tonight(by accident of course)

1-never worry about people of the 3rd world, they will die anyway
2-i won't protest anymore...i can't i will be dead so plz burry this blog with me
3-if i manage to survive this war i have three options:
A- die from cancer due to the ecological disaster
B- die from starvation due to the markets crash
C- die in another war (israeli or civil)
4- you think you are free
5-خسئتم(ask an arab friend to translate this for you)
6-Condi told the Maronite Patriarch (before the war) she is praying for lebanon. Plz tell her to stop praying.

now i can go to bed and count playboy Bunnies and hope to be able to post again tommorow

Grin Green Grass

و مش حرام...السّيد حسِن يضرب أربع ألآف صاروخ لحاله








is int'it a pity that sayyed hassan fired 4000 rockets alone?(this is word by word translation of the above and it is useless)

Beirut at night

Beirut,بيروت

I AM FROM Beirut,
the never sleeping city.
the city of all contradictions.the 3500 year-old lady.
"la mangeuse d' homme" ,
Beirut embraces the dancing lights far in the sea,
she does not fear bombs,
she does not fear destruction,
her gates are wide open she is waiting dawn to come,
she is waiting you to come,
her gates are wide open,
the war won't be able to blow her candles off...
the war is just another little story she will tell before the feast..

SYMPHONY No. 6 in F major KV 43

The Sad Fact is that most of the lebanese remember more than just one war.

Skip INTRO

Omar Cherif cancelled all his BRIDGE sessions in Beirut.

U.S. TAX PAYER

The U.S. Tax payers grant yearly over 2 000 000 000 dollars to a military aid for israel
Today they offer a 30 000 000 dollars humanitarian aid to the lebanese.

I suggest they keep the 30 000 000 dollars for themselves and send wood instead.

We are in lack of COFFINS.

L'IDIOT

je me sens impuissant ce matin,
je n'arrive pas a ecrire..
ma tete est vide
ma tete est pleine
ma tete n'existe plus
il ne faut pas comprendre c'est contre la loi de la geurre..il faut juste mourir c'est la seule regle du jeu...
Mon amie a dit MOUSTIQUE...elle se sent MOUSTIQUE...hehe les connards...

je suis un idiot.

Gainsbourg viens a mon esprit en ce moment : des ptit's trous..des ptit's trous..toujours des ptit's trous..

MY GREAT POLITICAL ERECTION

Israel cannot bomb me for the following reasons:

1- F(uck)-16 aircrafts are female machines, and females usually cannot resist my mojo.
2- Night vision scopes cannot detect dogs, i have been fed on dog food scince 8 march 1981.
3- I watched RAMBO several times and... I know the technique.
4- I already bombed myself.
5- I am not the runaway bride..

DAY DREAMING

piss on peace

crazy Potato Wedges playing war in south lebanon went into a hezbollah ambush and met young israeli soldiers who lost their way home


the magic touch of maryline monroe erected the hezbollah flag in the front yard of the white house

katyusha v/s chicken tiryaki


lots of flees in my beard


young israeli girls signing the bombs:" not in my name"( day dreaming)


syria is out .. in .. out.. in. ( premature occupation)


j'attends le reste

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jímprovise

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je me permets toutes les folies au nom de la resistance


still barking


ehud elmurt to dan halouts: "I like the way you move"


condi to Dj Hassan: "hit me baby one more time"

Clever Bomb passes the human sciences exam

Hezbollah Fighter wearing pink pants and throwing flowers to the israeli borders



STOP BOMBING US YOU BASTARDS